Monday, December 10, 2007

New Entry for World's Top 100 Most Stupid People

I have to share this because it was probably one of the most stupid but most funny things I have ever witnessed. On Sunday nights (technically Monday morning), I hang out with a group of friends after dancing at a local IHOP. Last night we were there especially late and I was saying my goodbyes to the last person left when two women blaring some Hip-Hop music drive by and stop in front of the two of us in the parking lot. They are roudy and shout at us to get our groove on. I wouldn't have been surprised if these ladies were drunk and high. Before I get to the funny part, you need to realize that this is a very nice and new car of which I can't remember the make and model, but it was silver with custom rims. The ladies were also dressed very fancy and looked like they were coming from a club. Moving on....

These two loud ladies only hang by us for about 10 seconds before they race off towards a nearby parking spot and decide it would be randomly fun to drive over the curb (actually, a sidewalk). The first thing I hear is a loud scraping of the car, a fit of laughter, and a shout of "what the fuck you doin'?". The car pauses with its front tires on the sidewalk, then the driver decides to drive across the sidewalk since there's parking on both sides of it. So, the front tires go off the other end of the sidewalk and now these two ladies realize that this is not a good position for their car because the sidewalk is a little more narrow than the width between the front and back tires.....i.e. they are now stuck on the sidewalk with their front tires off one side, their back tires off the other, the bottom of the car now completely resting on the sidewalk itself, and neither the front nor the back tires have any traction to move the car at all. It doesn't end there, these two loudly get out of the car and start yelling at each other as if this disaster came out of nowhere then yell at my friend and I to help. Being the nice guy I am, I try to help move the car both backwards and then forwards, but the car is seriously stuck and I'm pretty sure their either going to need enough people to lift 1500 pounds of car, or a tow truck. So I tell them sorry and that they probably will need a tow truck. Frankly, I was doing everything in my power not to laugh in their face and secretly hoped they would have to call a tow truck for this error of theirs. The thing more funny than getting the car stuck was just the attitude of these girls, the loudness of their shouting, and the fact they were trying to be all cool by having the nice car, the nice looks, the loud music, and the power to do whatever they felt like. If they hadn't been so obnoxious, the situation probably would still have been funny, but not quite as much.

I have no idea how or if they got their car off the sidewalk as we left pretty quickly after that so they would stop yelling at us to help them.

Wish I had gotten this on camera. It's probably not half as funny as seeing the whole incident in person.



At December 14, 2007 at 6:24 AM , Blogger roshynphina said...

lol! a picture would have helped!

At December 14, 2007 at 7:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's just HALARIOUS!! I would have loved to have been a fly and see the whole comotion.

At December 20, 2007 at 9:16 PM , Blogger Jebelbryan said...

Yeah, I picture would have helped a great deal. Next time when I see something stupid like this, I'll whip out my phone :P


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